oh. my. GLOB!
this is my personal blog. i recently had one, but i deleted it because i needed to escape alot of my followers. this is my thoughts, my likes, my feelings, my fandoms. and i hope you enjoy. i love you!
I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text(via latelycravingmore)

MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me


cosimaniehaaus:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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(Source: assistantdarcy)